Come now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you… I love you! Look at everything I’ve done for you! You’d be nothing without me! Why won’t you answer me? I bet you’re busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank… Is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?
Yes this post is entirely Knife Party.
Today I’m letting the bass cannon kick it super hard in the living room with brand new surround sound. INCREDIBLE. Sub turned up all the way with a lotta dubstep playing.
Also, I’m drinking myself under the table. Alone. Wut.
No one cares, but today… I’m skipping my workout, and having a white russian before five. I’m also going to watch Family Guy and/or Spirited Away while I avoid real life issues by dusting, vacuuming, and doing general tidying around the house. Then I’m going to crack open a beer and go longboarding with it. Mhmm.
Happy Saturday, everybody!
Don’t ask me how I found this video. It’s not even a video. More like a podcast. But basically, it’s an instructional video on how to get any woman to want a man. I read the title and was intrigued - did this presumptuous (asshole) man really think he had figured out how to get any woman to chase him? So I’m listening, and this “Pandora’s Box” man’s guide to a woman BULLSHIT video… is exactly what I’ve been doing to men for the past year and a half. The only difference is I don’t have to ask any questions in order to figure out a man’s type. I simply observe, and more importantly…
I’M NOT LOOKING TO PLAY GAMES.
Just listen to this video, male or female. I feel this video is entirely predatory, and I’m deeply offended by it.
Fuck this video.
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
oh man this looks awesome
DO WANT
WITCHCRAFT.
WAT IS THIS I DON’ EVEN
Probably Sheldon and I should be friends.
Holy shit, I think I’m addicted to this show. It’s so inspiring to watch all of the people whom society would deem worthless and lazy work their asses harder than anyone I know. Watching them learn and grow and gain confidence drives me to push myself harder to quit smoking and keep up with diet and exercise over the summer.
I feel like I’m teaching myself to be disciplined and persistent. I love it.
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